1 00:00:04,841 --> 00:00:12,890 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:56,350 [footsteps] 3 00:00:56,350 --> 00:01:06,986 [playful laughing] 4 00:01:06,986 --> 00:01:40,269 [no dialogue] 5 00:01:40,269 --> 00:02:04,210 [dripping sound] 6 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:33,531 [heavy breathing, moaning] 7 00:02:33,531 --> 00:03:06,439 [slow, heavy breathing in sound design] 8 00:03:06,439 --> 00:03:29,337 [breathing stops] 9 00:03:29,337 --> 00:03:51,525 [no dialogue] 10 00:03:51,525 --> 00:04:38,447 [no audio] 11 00:04:38,447 --> 00:05:44,263 [heavy breathing] 12 00:05:44,263 --> 00:05:46,891 Jennifer: You think Ben's gonna let us take the van into town? 13 00:05:46,891 --> 00:05:48,684 Cat: Ha, good luck with that. 14 00:05:48,684 --> 00:05:51,270 Jennifer: Seriously? I can't go in the woods. 15 00:05:51,270 --> 00:05:54,315 Cat: I am not pissing or shitting for three days. 16 00:05:54,315 --> 00:05:56,525 Oh come on, I thought you ladies were tougher than that. 17 00:05:56,525 --> 00:05:59,111 You're gonna let me borrow the van, right? 18 00:05:59,111 --> 00:06:01,739 Yes, I'll let you borrow the van. But you're gonna be missing out. 19 00:06:01,739 --> 00:06:03,074 On what? 20 00:06:03,074 --> 00:06:04,784 On being one with nature. 21 00:06:04,784 --> 00:06:06,952 Please. 22 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:10,289 What, before we had the niceties of indoor plumbing, that's how man connected with nature 23 00:06:10,289 --> 00:06:12,541 by pissing and shitting in the woods. 24 00:06:12,541 --> 00:06:15,920 Well, woman is taking man's van to the nearest porcelain throne 25 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,548 or else nature will be the only thing man gets to connect with this weekend. 26 00:06:19,548 --> 00:06:21,675 Woman gets what woman wants. 27 00:06:21,675 --> 00:06:25,721 Damn skippy I do, hmm. And since it's your birthday you just might get what you want to! 28 00:06:25,721 --> 00:06:26,430 Okay. 29 00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:27,681 Let's go! 30 00:06:27,681 --> 00:06:28,766 What's up your butt? 31 00:06:28,766 --> 00:06:34,563 Nothing yet, let's keep it that way. 32 00:06:34,563 --> 00:06:38,984 [Indie rock song playing on radio] 33 00:06:38,984 --> 00:06:42,696 Cat: I mean you could have at least checked him out, what if he was hot? 34 00:06:42,696 --> 00:06:45,449 I'm not gonna hook up with some guy in a random bathroom. 35 00:06:45,449 --> 00:06:47,118 He probably would have slit your throat. 36 00:06:47,118 --> 00:06:48,786 Or stuffed it. 37 00:06:48,786 --> 00:06:50,287 What? Eww. 38 00:06:50,287 --> 00:06:52,289 You just got out of a relationship, right? 39 00:06:52,289 --> 00:06:54,250 Yes, I am back on the market. 40 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:59,505 I'm just saying, it may be time to do a litle whoring around. 41 00:06:59,505 --> 00:07:01,424 What? 42 00:07:01,424 --> 00:07:03,634 Are we not talking about that? 43 00:07:03,634 --> 00:07:05,302 Why did I come? 44 00:07:05,302 --> 00:07:07,263 Because I asked you to? 45 00:07:07,263 --> 00:07:10,057 Why did you do that? 46 00:07:10,057 --> 00:07:14,103 Because you're my friend, and I need somebody to have fun with while these two are screwing each others brains out. 47 00:07:14,103 --> 00:07:16,772 Yeah so, when does the fun start? 48 00:07:16,772 --> 00:07:19,859 How about right now? 49 00:07:19,859 --> 00:07:21,193 I like it. 50 00:07:21,193 --> 00:07:32,204 Oooh, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie. 51 00:07:32,204 --> 00:07:36,500 Yoink! 52 00:07:36,500 --> 00:08:15,206 [indie rock song plays on the radio] 53 00:08:15,206 --> 00:08:17,500 Cat: No water, no electricity. 54 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:21,545 Nice one. 55 00:08:21,545 --> 00:08:23,714 No reception though. 56 00:08:23,714 --> 00:08:27,051 I think we'll manage. 57 00:08:27,051 --> 00:08:34,099 Guys it's gonna be awesome, grab your shit! 58 00:08:34,099 --> 00:08:38,604 Well now that I know I can pee in a toilet like a civilized human, I kinda wish I would've gotten Ben a birthday present. 59 00:08:38,604 --> 00:08:46,028 Aww ya know, you just being here, it's enough for him, but if you really wanted to get him something. 60 00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:48,697 What? 61 00:08:48,697 --> 00:08:56,705 Scuze me. 62 00:08:56,705 --> 00:08:58,916 Josh: What is she doing? 63 00:08:58,916 --> 00:09:25,192 God only knows. 64 00:09:25,192 --> 00:09:27,528 All right, so there's two bedrooms in the back. 65 00:09:27,528 --> 00:09:29,363 Girls in one, guys in one. 66 00:09:29,363 --> 00:09:32,074 You're not sleeping with Cat? 67 00:09:32,074 --> 00:09:35,369 Oh I'm gonna sleep with her, I'm just not gonna 'sleep' with her, it's some weird promise she made to her mother. 68 00:09:35,369 --> 00:09:41,417 Really? 69 00:09:41,417 --> 00:09:56,307 Ooh, we have a deck! 70 00:09:56,307 --> 00:09:58,142 So who was he? 71 00:09:58,142 --> 00:09:59,476 Who? 72 00:09:59,476 --> 00:10:00,978 The guy. 73 00:10:00,978 --> 00:10:03,606 Oh that was Mark, he's gonna come to the party tonight. 74 00:10:03,606 --> 00:10:04,315 Cat. 75 00:10:04,315 --> 00:10:05,816 What? 76 00:10:05,816 --> 00:10:07,067 It's your boyfriend's birthday. 77 00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:08,610 Yeah! 78 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:10,946 So you invited a stranger to your boyfriend's birthday party? 79 00:10:10,946 --> 00:10:12,906 So? 80 00:10:12,906 --> 00:10:15,034 All right, it's none of my business. 81 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:17,369 Josh, you need to loosen up a little bit. 82 00:10:17,369 --> 00:10:18,787 Want a little something to get you in the mood? 83 00:10:18,787 --> 00:10:23,042 No, not right now, no. 84 00:10:23,042 --> 00:10:30,132 Ok, but don't you rain on my parade cake boy! 85 00:10:30,132 --> 00:10:32,092 So that's your old roomate. 86 00:10:32,092 --> 00:10:33,302 Yep. 87 00:10:33,302 --> 00:10:35,304 She's special. 88 00:10:35,304 --> 00:10:38,015 Yep. 89 00:10:38,015 --> 00:10:44,938 What's a cake boy? 90 00:10:44,938 --> 00:11:34,613 [no dialogue] 91 00:11:34,613 --> 00:11:37,449 Do you want the left, or the right? 92 00:11:37,449 --> 00:11:38,700 Uhh... 93 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:41,203 Relax man, I'll sleep on the couch. 94 00:11:41,203 --> 00:11:42,121 Are you sure? 95 00:11:42,121 --> 00:11:44,039 Yeah, its' not a big deal. 96 00:11:44,039 --> 00:11:46,083 As long as I can keep my stuff in here though. 97 00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:48,961 Yeah, that's fine, not a problem. 98 00:11:48,961 --> 00:11:50,587 Get your trunks on, let's go swimming. 99 00:11:50,587 --> 00:11:52,881 No, I did not bring trunks. 100 00:11:52,881 --> 00:11:57,136 Who doesn't bring trunks? Here, I got a spare pare. 101 00:11:57,136 --> 00:11:58,178 Thank you. 102 00:11:58,178 --> 00:11:59,847 You're welcome. 103 00:11:59,847 --> 00:12:02,599 So is it like, a lake? 104 00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:06,687 Well yeah, it's a nice little walk from here, not too bad. 105 00:12:06,687 --> 00:12:10,357 But it's not like, gross or anything, right? 106 00:12:10,357 --> 00:12:18,490 No, nice an clean. Come on, let's go! 107 00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:20,075 I like the little froggy. 108 00:12:20,075 --> 00:12:23,370 He's cute. 109 00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:24,413 You ladies ready? 110 00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:27,624 Bitch, we've been ready. 111 00:12:27,624 --> 00:12:34,965 Josh, hurry up! 112 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,216 What's this? 113 00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:38,302 What's what? 114 00:12:38,302 --> 00:12:40,846 Where are the red briefs I bought you? 115 00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:45,642 I didn't bring those. 116 00:12:45,642 --> 00:12:50,564 Go look in the leg of your spare blue jeans. 117 00:12:50,564 --> 00:12:53,609 Look at what I'm wearing, look at what I'm wear- 118 00:12:53,609 --> 00:12:58,864 I dress sexy for you all the time, the least you could do is wear something sexy for me. 119 00:12:58,864 --> 00:13:01,825 Quid pro quo. 120 00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:03,827 But on my birthday? 121 00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:09,082 Your birthday is in jeapordy if you don't go in there and change into those briefs. 122 00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:18,592 Fine. 123 00:13:18,592 --> 00:13:21,261 Go! 124 00:13:21,261 --> 00:13:24,473 Get! 125 00:13:24,473 --> 00:13:34,107 I swear to God, I gotta put a shock collar on him next. 126 00:13:34,107 --> 00:13:37,444 Josh, did your ex ever tell you what to wear. 127 00:13:37,444 --> 00:13:38,904 All the time? 128 00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:40,572 No. 129 00:13:40,572 --> 00:13:42,866 Well- 130 00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:47,162 You're lucky. 131 00:13:47,162 --> 00:13:49,915 What's taking so long? 132 00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:51,542 God. 133 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:56,630 I thought we were supposed to be the slow ones. 134 00:13:56,630 --> 00:14:00,717 Are you ladies ready to pass judgment on Josh? 135 00:14:00,717 --> 00:14:01,802 Yes! 136 00:14:01,802 --> 00:14:10,811 Judgement shall be passed! 137 00:14:10,811 --> 00:14:12,229 Yes! Woo! 138 00:14:12,229 --> 00:14:13,230 Josh rocks! 139 00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:14,356 Very nice. 140 00:14:14,356 --> 00:14:17,651 We love Josh! 141 00:14:17,651 --> 00:14:20,237 Why does he get to wear trunks, and I don't? 142 00:14:20,237 --> 00:14:23,365 Because he's nobody's bitch anymore. 143 00:14:23,365 --> 00:14:24,408 Oh, and I am? 144 00:14:24,408 --> 00:14:31,707 Yes! You're my bitch! 145 00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:39,923 Oh... 146 00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:41,508 This better be a Hell of a birthday present. 147 00:14:41,508 --> 00:14:46,471 Oh, you're gonna love it. 148 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,640 To the woods! 149 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,309 Boys first. 150 00:14:50,309 --> 00:14:51,310 We go first? 151 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,519 Yeah, you guys go first. 152 00:14:52,519 --> 00:14:53,729 Why? 153 00:14:53,729 --> 00:14:54,688 Spiders. 154 00:14:54,688 --> 00:14:55,355 Spiders? 155 00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:55,898 Yeah! 156 00:14:55,898 --> 00:14:56,648 I hate spiders. 157 00:14:56,648 --> 00:14:59,151 I don't care. 158 00:14:59,151 --> 00:15:02,279 You'll be fine. 159 00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:07,034 Cat: You have not yet learned, that is better to just do what I say, cause that makes everyone happy. 160 00:15:07,034 --> 00:15:09,786 Josh: I don't know why we can't just go to the beach like normal people. 161 00:15:09,786 --> 00:15:11,496 Ben: We are going to a beach, there's a beach at the lake! 162 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,081 Josh: It's a dirty, gross lake. 163 00:15:13,081 --> 00:15:26,637 Ben: How do you know? You've never been there. 164 00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:29,723 So I have a favor to ask you. 165 00:15:29,723 --> 00:15:31,016 Yeah? 166 00:15:31,016 --> 00:15:32,476 It's about Ben's birthday present. 167 00:15:32,476 --> 00:15:33,518 Oh yeah, what'd ya get him? 168 00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:34,811 A faberge egg. 169 00:15:34,811 --> 00:15:35,854 What? 170 00:15:35,854 --> 00:15:37,731 No, I'm gonna fuck his brains out! 171 00:15:37,731 --> 00:15:39,733 Don't you guys do that like, all the time? 172 00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:44,738 Well yeah, but there's all these things that he wants to try, and I'm like, eww. 173 00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:53,413 So I figured I could do one of those, or you could help me with something that would so super duper awesome, it would totally blow his mind, and he'd never forget! 174 00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:57,042 What are you talking about? 175 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:58,627 The three of us. 176 00:15:58,627 --> 00:16:00,128 Oh my God. 177 00:16:00,128 --> 00:16:01,546 What? 178 00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:04,007 I can't believe you just asked me to be in a three way. 179 00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:07,094 People do it. It's not weird. 180 00:16:07,094 --> 00:16:08,303 I can't make out with Ben. 181 00:16:08,303 --> 00:16:09,096 Why not? 182 00:16:09,096 --> 00:16:09,888 I can't make out with you! 183 00:16:09,888 --> 00:16:11,098 Why Not? 184 00:16:11,098 --> 00:16:12,641 Because I'm just not into that. 185 00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:14,643 You're not into that. 186 00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:18,522 Really? 187 00:16:18,522 --> 00:16:20,190 How do you even know he's into me? 188 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:23,402 Trust me. He is. 189 00:16:23,402 --> 00:16:24,653 You're serious. 190 00:16:24,653 --> 00:16:26,738 Mmm Hmm. 191 00:16:26,738 --> 00:16:27,948 He's your boyfriend. 192 00:16:27,948 --> 00:16:30,492 Sharing is caring. 193 00:16:30,492 --> 00:16:36,331 Oh my God. 194 00:16:36,331 --> 00:16:40,585 You know, we just have to do it like, you know one time, we'll take a vow of secrecy. 195 00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:44,089 On this wild and crazy weekend, we'll never have to talk about it again. 196 00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:48,885 Even just a little bit would be so awesome. Please, please, please, please, please think about it? 197 00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:50,178 I'll think about it. 198 00:16:50,178 --> 00:16:51,888 Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you. 199 00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:53,390 I didn't say yes! 200 00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:58,061 Well thank you for thinking about it. 201 00:16:58,061 --> 00:17:01,148 Is there anything I couldn't do? 202 00:17:01,148 --> 00:17:06,903 Girl, this is gonna be some fun! 203 00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:08,989 [Josh screams] Cat: Shit! 204 00:17:08,989 --> 00:17:12,451 Ah, get it off me, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off get it off! 205 00:17:12,451 --> 00:17:14,077 Would you calm down? 206 00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:15,829 Calm down, I don't see anything! 207 00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:16,538 What happened? 208 00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:17,414 Is it in my hair? 209 00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:18,832 No, I don't see anything. 210 00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:19,833 Just check, just check it! 211 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,501 What happened? 212 00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,712 I don't, uh there's spiders. 213 00:17:23,712 --> 00:17:24,755 Dude, would you calm down, I don't see anything. 214 00:17:24,755 --> 00:17:26,381 All that for a spider? 215 00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:29,176 I don't do spiders. 216 00:17:29,176 --> 00:17:31,094 Oh my god, that dance though. 217 00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:32,637 Oh shut up. 218 00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:34,723 You lost your shit. 219 00:17:34,723 --> 00:17:39,019 They have eight eyeballs, they have eight eyeballs, and then they wrap their prey up. 220 00:17:39,019 --> 00:17:43,064 And they suck the juice out of them, while they're still alive, okay? So this next one is all you. 221 00:17:43,064 --> 00:17:45,233 You go first this time, and the next one is all you. 222 00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:47,611 Okay, okay, okay. I'm just not sure... 223 00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:49,029 If I'm as good a dancer as you! 224 00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:49,696 Fuck you! 225 00:17:49,696 --> 00:17:50,906 Cause it's a spider! 226 00:17:50,906 --> 00:17:53,575 Oh my god. 227 00:17:53,575 --> 00:17:59,080 I have a strict two eyeball, four leg, no juice sucking rule. And if you can't do that, then we're not friends. 228 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:03,126 Have you ever read Charlotte's Web? The babies, they eat the mother. 229 00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,878 They eat her. 230 00:18:04,878 --> 00:18:30,403 Ben: [mock screams] 231 00:18:30,403 --> 00:18:59,432 [no dialogue] 232 00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:01,059 Oh my god, it's cold! 233 00:19:01,059 --> 00:19:03,645 Oh it's not so bad. 234 00:19:03,645 --> 00:19:05,772 You'll get used to it. 235 00:19:05,772 --> 00:19:08,358 But seriously, seriously though. 236 00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:11,152 Comfort him. 237 00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:14,114 Seriously though, I want to take a minute, thank you guys all, for coming out, this is making my 26th really special. 238 00:19:14,114 --> 00:19:17,701 I know you're not all the outdoorsy type, so it means a lot. 239 00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:18,994 Oh, oh. 240 00:19:18,994 --> 00:19:20,745 Aww. 241 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:22,497 You sure you guys wouldn't have rather had a romantic getaway for two? 242 00:19:22,497 --> 00:19:25,125 I mean, we always have a romantic getaway for two. 243 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:26,251 Wherever we are. 244 00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:30,964 Mmm hmm. 245 00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:33,174 Kind of like now. 246 00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:33,967 Hey third wheel. 247 00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:36,261 Sup fourth wheel? 248 00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:37,095 Come here baby. 249 00:19:37,095 --> 00:19:38,138 Oh yeah? 250 00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:39,097 Let's show these kids how to do it. 251 00:19:39,097 --> 00:19:39,973 Let's do it. 252 00:19:39,973 --> 00:19:43,560 Give it to me. 253 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,603 That's intense. 254 00:19:44,603 --> 00:19:45,520 I feel like I'm watching a movie. 255 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,105 Yeah. 256 00:19:47,105 --> 00:19:48,064 Should we pay a quarter for this? 257 00:19:48,064 --> 00:19:52,152 Yeah we should. 258 00:19:52,152 --> 00:19:54,154 Oh my god. 259 00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:55,780 What? 260 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,407 Oh my God. 261 00:19:57,407 --> 00:19:59,534 What? 262 00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:00,869 You turned me. 263 00:20:00,869 --> 00:20:01,661 No you turned me! 264 00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:03,121 Shut up. 265 00:20:03,121 --> 00:20:04,956 I don't even like the dick anymore. I hate the dick! 266 00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:08,418 I have seen the light and I love the pussy. 267 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,295 Love the pussy! 268 00:20:10,295 --> 00:20:16,426 I love it so much, that you can seat me at the pussy buffet, and let me eat. 269 00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:19,596 Praise be brother. 270 00:20:19,596 --> 00:20:22,766 Oh no, I'm still gay. 271 00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:24,100 You're a jerk! 272 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,519 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 273 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:28,688 That's gross. 274 00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:34,069 Get me out of this fucking lake! 275 00:20:34,069 --> 00:22:47,410 [no dialogue] 276 00:22:47,410 --> 00:23:40,463 [no dialogue] 277 00:23:40,463 --> 00:24:45,778 [no dialogue] 278 00:24:45,778 --> 00:25:03,963 [low rumbling] 279 00:25:03,963 --> 00:26:45,273 [no dialogue] 280 00:26:45,273 --> 00:27:17,972 [low rumbling] 281 00:27:17,972 --> 00:27:27,565 Ben! 282 00:27:27,565 --> 00:27:31,611 Cat! 283 00:27:31,611 --> 00:27:34,864 Where are you? 284 00:27:34,864 --> 00:27:39,744 I found something. 285 00:27:39,744 --> 00:27:57,678 Over here! 286 00:27:57,678 --> 00:28:01,557 Look at this. 287 00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:03,601 What is that? 288 00:28:03,601 --> 00:28:05,937 I don't know, but it's gross. 289 00:28:05,937 --> 00:28:08,147 Ugh, stop playing with it. 290 00:28:08,147 --> 00:28:09,315 Where's Jennifer? 291 00:28:09,315 --> 00:28:11,401 I'm here. 292 00:28:11,401 --> 00:28:13,361 What the hell is that? 293 00:28:13,361 --> 00:28:16,030 I don't know, some goo? 294 00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:17,281 A bikini? 295 00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:20,034 Nasty. 296 00:28:20,034 --> 00:28:21,494 I don't know. 297 00:28:21,494 --> 00:28:25,623 Let's get back to the cabin, you guys owe me dinner. 298 00:28:25,623 --> 00:29:44,911 You owe me more. 299 00:29:44,911 --> 00:29:51,542 You know you're doing that wrong, right? 300 00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:52,376 Cat, here ya go. 301 00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:54,212 Oh, yay! 302 00:29:54,212 --> 00:29:55,963 Aww. 303 00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:57,465 Josh: That was my fluffy ball! 304 00:29:57,465 --> 00:29:58,758 That one's yours. 305 00:29:58,758 --> 00:29:59,967 Josh: Why is that one mine? 306 00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:02,094 Because I said it's yours. 307 00:30:02,094 --> 00:30:06,390 Ben: Who are you to deny a man his little fluffy balls? 308 00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:09,018 Ben: We'll make you one buddy. 309 00:30:09,018 --> 00:30:12,980 Josh: How about you just hand me the stick, and I'll make my own, cause I'm really good with sticks and balls. 310 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:16,567 All right Jennifer, while we're talking sticks and balls- 311 00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:20,404 We've got mallows, and we've got weiners. 312 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,739 Would you like a weiner? 313 00:30:21,739 --> 00:30:23,658 No, those are disgusting. 314 00:30:23,658 --> 00:30:26,953 What are you talking about, are you a terrorist? 315 00:30:26,953 --> 00:30:30,248 They're made out of lips and assholes, and other animal parts. 316 00:30:30,248 --> 00:30:34,001 Yeah, but they're American lips, and assholes, and other animal parts. 317 00:30:34,001 --> 00:30:35,920 Yeah, don't be so sure. 318 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,423 Okay, you are either with the lips and assholes, or you are against them. 319 00:30:39,423 --> 00:30:41,259 Now what's it going to be? 320 00:30:41,259 --> 00:30:44,303 Mark: What's this about lips and assholes, are we at war? 321 00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:46,472 Cat: You came! 322 00:30:46,472 --> 00:30:51,269 Yeah well, there's not a whole lot to do when the sun goes down, and you're by yourself. 323 00:30:51,269 --> 00:30:53,688 Everyone this is Mark, I met him on the road earlier 324 00:30:53,688 --> 00:30:57,775 This is Ben, Jennifer, and Josh. 325 00:30:57,775 --> 00:30:58,526 Hi. 326 00:30:58,526 --> 00:30:59,902 Hey! 327 00:30:59,902 --> 00:31:02,196 I hear it's your birthday. Happy birthday. 328 00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:05,700 Thank you very much. Do you partake? 329 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:07,285 No, I'm good, thanks. 330 00:31:07,285 --> 00:31:11,622 Well, it's here if you need it. And you arrived just in time. 331 00:31:11,622 --> 00:31:13,541 Just in time for what? 332 00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:15,543 Time for games! 333 00:31:15,543 --> 00:31:17,420 No, no games, not yet. 334 00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:19,171 No, no no, Mark just got here, we gotta get to know him. 335 00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:20,339 That's the idea. 336 00:31:20,339 --> 00:31:22,925 So, Mark, the name of this game is hot seat. 337 00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:25,511 And Mark, you are in the hot seat. 338 00:31:25,511 --> 00:31:26,637 Cat, are you with me? 339 00:31:26,637 --> 00:31:29,473 With you. 340 00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:33,603 So the rules for hot seat is, you have to answer all of our questions as quickly, and as honestly as possible. 341 00:31:33,603 --> 00:31:35,688 Mark, are you ready to play hot seat? 342 00:31:35,688 --> 00:31:37,607 Sure, why the hell not? 343 00:31:37,607 --> 00:31:43,904 All right, Mark. First question. 344 00:31:43,904 --> 00:31:46,574 Have you ever killed a man? 345 00:31:46,574 --> 00:31:47,408 No. 346 00:31:47,408 --> 00:31:49,118 Have you ever been to jail? 347 00:31:49,118 --> 00:31:50,286 No. 348 00:31:50,286 --> 00:31:52,872 Have you ever shit your pants as a grown man? 349 00:31:52,872 --> 00:31:54,332 No. 350 00:31:54,332 --> 00:31:56,167 Are you sure, you've never shit your pants as a grown man? 351 00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:57,960 Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 352 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,087 Do you do any illegal drugs? 353 00:32:00,087 --> 00:32:01,380 Technically. 354 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:02,632 Did you bring any? 355 00:32:02,632 --> 00:32:04,050 Yes. 356 00:32:04,050 --> 00:32:06,510 Would you be willing to share with the entire class? 357 00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:09,805 Sure. 358 00:32:09,805 --> 00:32:11,932 Mark have you ever brought a woman to orgasm? 359 00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:13,351 Yes. 360 00:32:13,351 --> 00:32:16,812 Have you ever brought a woman to triple orgasm? 361 00:32:16,812 --> 00:32:18,981 I'm gonna need an answer Mark. 362 00:32:18,981 --> 00:32:22,234 I can neither confirm, or deny. 363 00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:25,696 Have you ever put a fruit or vegetable up your butt? 364 00:32:25,696 --> 00:32:31,077 What? 365 00:32:31,077 --> 00:32:33,579 No! 366 00:32:33,579 --> 00:32:38,334 Mark are you lying to Cat about whether or not you have ever put a fruit or a vegetable up your rectum? 367 00:32:38,334 --> 00:32:39,794 Maybe. 368 00:32:39,794 --> 00:32:41,128 Was it a zucchini? 369 00:32:41,128 --> 00:32:42,254 God no! 370 00:32:42,254 --> 00:32:43,422 A banana? 371 00:32:43,422 --> 00:32:44,298 No. 372 00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:45,591 Was it a Kumquat? 373 00:32:45,591 --> 00:32:48,302 Next question, please. 374 00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:58,229 All right Mark, this is the final question in the hot seat, so for all the marbles, can I get a drum roll Josh? 375 00:32:58,229 --> 00:32:59,939 Mark! 376 00:32:59,939 --> 00:33:02,566 Beatles or Elvis? 377 00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:04,652 Elvis, final answer. 378 00:33:04,652 --> 00:33:06,487 I feel like I know Mark. 379 00:33:06,487 --> 00:33:08,614 Now that we've terrified you. 380 00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:10,408 No, no, it's totally fine. 381 00:33:10,408 --> 00:33:13,244 I wanna know what fruit he put up his butt. 382 00:33:13,244 --> 00:33:16,872 All right, all right, you were right. 383 00:33:16,872 --> 00:33:18,374 It was a banana. 384 00:33:18,374 --> 00:33:20,626 He lied, he lied! 385 00:33:20,626 --> 00:33:22,253 Umm, what's the penalty for lying? 386 00:33:22,253 --> 00:33:25,256 Well, the penalty is, you have to go first in truth or dare. 387 00:33:25,256 --> 00:33:28,801 So if I go first, I'm the one that asks someone else truth or dare. 388 00:33:28,801 --> 00:33:30,886 Yeah, it's not much of a penalty. 389 00:33:30,886 --> 00:33:34,098 Okay, uh, Jennifer. 390 00:33:34,098 --> 00:33:36,392 Oh no. 391 00:33:36,392 --> 00:33:38,352 Truth, or dare? 392 00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:39,562 Oh shit. 393 00:33:39,562 --> 00:33:42,565 Ah, nope Jennifer. 394 00:33:42,565 --> 00:33:44,650 We've been over this before. 395 00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:46,944 The options are truth or dare. 396 00:33:46,944 --> 00:33:53,784 The options aren't truth, dare, or shit. 397 00:33:53,784 --> 00:33:55,703 Truth. 398 00:33:55,703 --> 00:34:00,958 Okay, umm, I guess I'm supposed to make this one a dirty one, huh? 399 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,585 Bring it. 400 00:34:02,585 --> 00:34:12,094 Okay, was your first sexual experience a good one, or a bad one? 401 00:34:12,094 --> 00:34:15,014 I'm gonna go with, bad. 402 00:34:15,014 --> 00:34:16,015 Next. 403 00:34:16,015 --> 00:34:16,974 Details, details. 404 00:34:16,974 --> 00:34:18,309 Boo! 405 00:34:18,309 --> 00:34:21,729 Details. 406 00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:26,066 Well, I mean, we were fifteen. 407 00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:30,654 And he just, didn't know what he was doing, right? He just didnt. 408 00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:36,827 What was his name? 409 00:34:36,827 --> 00:34:38,996 Roger. 410 00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:41,082 Josh: That's where you went wrong. 411 00:34:41,082 --> 00:34:43,918 His name was Roger? Who's grandfather was he? 412 00:34:43,918 --> 00:34:48,297 And Roger was a nice boy, but I don't care how nice a fifteen year old boy is. 413 00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:51,801 When you guys are horny at that age, you're all the same. 414 00:34:51,801 --> 00:34:53,636 You're like dogs. 415 00:34:53,636 --> 00:34:54,929 We are very excitable. 416 00:34:54,929 --> 00:34:55,554 Yeah. 417 00:34:55,554 --> 00:34:56,472 Tell me about it. 418 00:34:56,472 --> 00:34:58,557 Roger was in before I knew it. 419 00:34:58,557 --> 00:35:01,519 And I told him to go slow, and easy, and he was like- 420 00:35:01,519 --> 00:35:10,277 Oh baby, it's my first time too. And I promise I'll make it good for you. 421 00:35:10,277 --> 00:35:13,906 I mean I told him to slow down and take it easy, but- 422 00:35:13,906 --> 00:35:19,078 That horny little fucker jackhammered me for about twenty whole seconds, until it was all over. 423 00:35:19,078 --> 00:35:22,832 The only thing I got out of that experience was a split hymen. 424 00:35:22,832 --> 00:35:27,211 You know, the doctor says that I split my hymen in P.E. that time when I was playing volleyball and I did the splits- 425 00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:30,005 Baby, baby, baby. 426 00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:34,009 Wait your turn. 427 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:37,638 I know you love that story, but it's not your turn. 428 00:35:37,638 --> 00:35:40,349 Anyway, it was awkward. 429 00:35:40,349 --> 00:35:44,895 And he was like a robot the whole time we were doing it. 430 00:35:44,895 --> 00:35:47,356 And he lost interest in me immediately afterwards. 431 00:35:47,356 --> 00:35:49,525 Aww. 432 00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:53,654 Don't give me sympathy mother fucker, truth or dare. 433 00:35:53,654 --> 00:35:54,196 Me? 434 00:35:54,196 --> 00:35:55,698 Yeah, you! 435 00:35:55,698 --> 00:35:59,118 Oh uh, truth. 436 00:35:59,118 --> 00:36:01,120 Cat: Ya'll are pussies! 437 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,622 Josh: Jesus Christ! 438 00:36:03,622 --> 00:36:06,000 Ben: Your turn will come. 439 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,920 Josh: Yeah, just calm down over there, P.E. 440 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:15,509 All right, right back at ya. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience? 441 00:36:15,509 --> 00:36:20,598 Wait, wait, wait. Are we counting the bathroom today? 442 00:36:20,598 --> 00:36:21,932 Old man glory hole? 443 00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:24,226 Shut up. 444 00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:26,687 Shut up, I'm never gonna live that down. 445 00:36:26,687 --> 00:36:30,941 Uh no, it would probably be, no it's with my friend Jude. 446 00:36:30,941 --> 00:36:33,611 Hey. 447 00:36:33,611 --> 00:36:35,946 Shut up. 448 00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:43,037 Uh, we were in high school together. He came over one day, we were hanging out, and you know. 449 00:36:43,037 --> 00:36:51,128 Things were going good, and I thought things were kinda leading to fellatio. 450 00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:53,464 Who says fellatio? 451 00:36:53,464 --> 00:36:55,799 I'm very proper. 452 00:36:55,799 --> 00:37:02,181 So you know, I thought, well I took a bathroom break, and I went and I cleaned up, as you do. 453 00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:09,813 I came back, and low and behold, one thing led to another and he went down on me. 454 00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:18,781 And immediately jumped back up, spitting, and said, your dick tastes like soap. 455 00:37:18,781 --> 00:37:20,783 Aww, babys first blow job. 456 00:37:20,783 --> 00:37:22,785 Thank you for laughing at my pain. 457 00:37:22,785 --> 00:37:28,499 You, if you learned anything, you just should have left it in it's natural juices. 458 00:37:28,499 --> 00:37:30,209 Captain soap dick! 459 00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:32,252 All right, so Cat- 460 00:37:32,252 --> 00:37:33,170 Dare! Dare me! 461 00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:34,004 Oh my god. 462 00:37:34,004 --> 00:37:35,089 Dare me. 463 00:37:35,089 --> 00:37:36,090 I knew you were going to say that. 464 00:37:36,090 --> 00:37:37,091 Why would you do this? 465 00:37:37,091 --> 00:37:39,301 You would totally say that. 466 00:37:39,301 --> 00:37:42,846 Oh my god, this is hard because there's nothing you won't do. 467 00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:45,808 Um, dare me to sit on someone's face. 468 00:37:45,808 --> 00:37:46,976 Dare me to sit on his face! 469 00:37:46,976 --> 00:37:50,270 Okay, Cat, I dare you to sit on Ben's face. 470 00:37:50,270 --> 00:37:52,940 Yay, I'm gonna sit on your face! I have to do it, I have to. 471 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,525 This is my birthday! 472 00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:56,151 I know, and for your birthday, I'm just gonna sit on your face. 473 00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:58,070 I have to, it's a dare! It's a dare! 474 00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:58,737 No! 475 00:37:58,737 --> 00:37:59,989 Don't you pinch me! 476 00:37:59,989 --> 00:38:01,198 I'm gonna fucking pinch you if I fucking want to! 477 00:38:01,198 --> 00:38:02,074 Stop, no! 478 00:38:02,074 --> 00:38:02,866 Just let me sit on your face! 479 00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:03,826 I'm gonna sit on your face! 480 00:38:03,826 --> 00:38:05,744 No, no no! 481 00:38:05,744 --> 00:38:07,246 Yes! 482 00:38:07,246 --> 00:38:08,747 Stop, that tickles. 483 00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:10,332 I want to sit on your face, I want to sit on your face. 484 00:38:10,332 --> 00:38:12,459 All right. 485 00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:15,879 You can sit on my face, but you have to do something nice for me later. 486 00:38:15,879 --> 00:38:18,590 Of course I'm gonna do something nice for you later. 487 00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:21,010 All right, fine. Get it over with. 488 00:38:21,010 --> 00:38:23,512 Yes! Yes! 489 00:38:23,512 --> 00:38:24,805 I'm gonna put my butt on your face! 490 00:38:24,805 --> 00:38:26,306 All right. 491 00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:27,182 Let me hold my breath. 492 00:38:27,182 --> 00:38:27,850 All right. 493 00:38:27,850 --> 00:38:29,226 Josh: Three! Two! 494 00:38:29,226 --> 00:38:30,394 Josh: One! 495 00:38:30,394 --> 00:38:33,564 Josh: Contact! 496 00:38:33,564 --> 00:38:36,442 I'm sitting on your face, I'm sitting on your face. 497 00:38:36,442 --> 00:38:37,860 All right, you can get off me now. 498 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:41,864 Don't move! 499 00:38:41,864 --> 00:38:45,576 [playful squealing] 500 00:38:45,576 --> 00:38:46,952 Don't put me in the fire, don't let him put me in the fire, don't put me in the fire! 501 00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:48,328 Fine, fine fine, sit down. 502 00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:49,663 Cat: In your face! 503 00:38:49,663 --> 00:38:52,875 Her other lips are sweaty too. 504 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:56,336 And they're on your face! 505 00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:58,964 So, Cat. It is your turn to ask a question. 506 00:38:58,964 --> 00:39:00,299 All right. 507 00:39:00,299 --> 00:39:05,721 Ummm, Mark. Truth or dare? 508 00:39:05,721 --> 00:39:08,223 Challenge accepted. I'm gonna say dare. 509 00:39:08,223 --> 00:39:13,604 Oooh! 510 00:39:13,604 --> 00:39:15,731 Mark. 511 00:39:15,731 --> 00:39:18,484 I dare you. 512 00:39:18,484 --> 00:39:29,036 To kiss the person you find here most sexually attractive on the lips, for at least five seconds. 513 00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:31,288 Oh wow, a whole five seconds! 514 00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:33,374 A whole five seconds. 515 00:39:33,374 --> 00:39:38,337 I'm right here, it's fine, it's okay. 516 00:39:38,337 --> 00:39:45,677 Hey I am comfortable in my heterosexuality, so if you need to kiss me, you go ahead and plant one right there. 517 00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:49,473 Cat: Awww, Jennifer's gonna get some! 518 00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:52,726 Josh: Say hi to Roger! 519 00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:59,274 Cat: Oh, oh! 520 00:39:59,274 --> 00:40:01,652 You gonna stand up or what? 521 00:40:01,652 --> 00:40:27,386 Yes. 522 00:40:27,386 --> 00:40:29,304 I think that's a little more than five seconds. 523 00:40:29,304 --> 00:40:34,560 Cat: Hmmm, no, shoosh, shut up. 524 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,273 Guys I mean, come on, get a room, or a tent, or something. 525 00:40:39,273 --> 00:40:43,694 This could be a round in a game, or this could go all night, if you want. 526 00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:45,696 It's your call. 527 00:40:45,696 --> 00:40:47,114 Cool? 528 00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:48,490 Cool. 529 00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:57,166 Cool. 530 00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,792 That just happened. 531 00:40:58,792 --> 00:41:01,545 Yeah it did! 532 00:41:01,545 --> 00:41:05,632 Cat: Well I guess that's the end of truth or dare. 533 00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:10,053 That's why, we have our own way to make things fun. 534 00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:12,681 Yes we do. 535 00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:19,813 And it will be much easier to do that, with- 536 00:41:19,813 --> 00:41:21,148 This. 537 00:41:21,148 --> 00:41:23,275 Mmm hmm, one for you. 538 00:41:23,275 --> 00:41:24,401 I thank you. 539 00:41:24,401 --> 00:41:37,289 You're welcome. 540 00:41:37,289 --> 00:41:43,504 Now Jennifer and I are going to go in the house and get your birthday present ready. 541 00:41:43,504 --> 00:41:45,797 All right. 542 00:41:45,797 --> 00:41:48,967 We'll be right back! 543 00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:57,935 Okay. 544 00:41:57,935 --> 00:42:41,228 [heavy breathing in sound design] 545 00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:55,450 Are you ready? 546 00:42:55,450 --> 00:42:59,746 Yeah, I'm, I'm ready. 547 00:42:59,746 --> 00:43:01,498 Close your eyes. 548 00:43:01,498 --> 00:43:06,503 Okay. 549 00:43:06,503 --> 00:43:09,339 Keep them closed. 550 00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:15,178 They're closed. 551 00:43:15,178 --> 00:43:21,351 Okay you can open them. 552 00:43:21,351 --> 00:43:24,688 You got me, you? 553 00:43:24,688 --> 00:43:31,361 Well, us. 554 00:43:31,361 --> 00:43:36,450 You know how most guys fantasize about being with two girls at the same time? 555 00:43:36,450 --> 00:43:39,453 Well yeah, I mean what guy doesn't? 556 00:43:39,453 --> 00:43:46,793 Well tonight, you get to be that guy. 557 00:43:46,793 --> 00:43:49,129 Seriously? 558 00:43:49,129 --> 00:43:58,263 Seriously. 559 00:43:58,263 --> 00:44:01,058 Josh: So they say eight months is a long time for two guys to be together. 560 00:44:01,058 --> 00:44:04,770 I don't know, I guess he just thought it was time. I don't know. 561 00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:07,105 Mark: Did you ever think we weren't meant to be monogamous? 562 00:44:07,105 --> 00:44:08,065 Well- 563 00:44:08,065 --> 00:44:11,610 Well nothing, it's not natural. 564 00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:14,613 It's an unfair expectation we put on ourselves. 565 00:44:14,613 --> 00:44:17,324 I don't know there's some comfort in a relationship. 566 00:44:17,324 --> 00:44:21,078 Yeah, but there's a fine line between comfort, and suffocation. 567 00:44:21,078 --> 00:44:23,789 Yeah, sounds like somebody has been through some terrible relationships. 568 00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:30,045 Not really, I just know a lot of miserable people who are stuck in relationships they don't want to be in anymore. 569 00:44:30,045 --> 00:44:32,798 Maybe there's such a thing as serial monogamy. 570 00:44:32,798 --> 00:44:36,176 All right, there ya go! Like monkeys. 571 00:44:36,176 --> 00:44:37,469 Monkeys? 572 00:44:37,469 --> 00:44:40,847 Yeah! I saw this documentary on monkeys one time. 573 00:44:40,847 --> 00:44:47,020 They've sort of got the monogamous thing going on, but they also just kind of mess around with the whole tribe. 574 00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:52,609 You know young, old, gay, straight, monkeys just go with the flow and have a good time apparently. 575 00:44:52,609 --> 00:44:57,239 Hmm, I also watched a video of a monkey masturbating with a frog. 576 00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:00,492 He just picked that live little thing up, put it's mouth right on it's dick. 577 00:45:00,492 --> 00:45:02,661 And just murdered that thing! 578 00:45:02,661 --> 00:45:04,704 Oh wow. 579 00:45:04,704 --> 00:45:07,207 Yeah, so I don't know if we should aspire to the social politics of monkeys. 580 00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:09,334 I don't know. 581 00:45:09,334 --> 00:45:11,294 Could be fun. 582 00:45:11,294 --> 00:45:13,213 So which do you want to be? 583 00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:15,549 The monkey or the frog? 584 00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:16,216 Here? 585 00:45:16,216 --> 00:45:19,720 Yeah! Sure, why not? 586 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:27,436 Come on, you do not want to be ninety years old, lying on your deathbed, remembering the time you were alone in the woods with a guy you barely know. 587 00:45:27,436 --> 00:45:34,276 And you could've played monkey and the frog, but you didn't, and- 588 00:45:34,276 --> 00:46:09,102 Ribbit. 589 00:46:09,102 --> 00:46:12,022 Wow, all this for me? 590 00:46:12,022 --> 00:46:37,047 Uh huh, but before you get it all, you gotta do a little something for us first. 591 00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:46,139 [heavy breathing] 592 00:46:46,139 --> 00:47:02,405 [snorting] 593 00:47:02,405 --> 00:47:04,241 Wait, stop, stop. 594 00:47:04,241 --> 00:47:05,867 Why? 595 00:47:05,867 --> 00:47:08,245 Because I don't want to finish yet. 596 00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:09,371 It's my turn. 597 00:47:09,371 --> 00:47:20,840 Okay. 598 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,551 Tastes like soap. 599 00:47:22,551 --> 00:47:24,052 That's very funny. 600 00:47:24,052 --> 00:47:27,931 Now wash your mouth out with it. 601 00:47:27,931 --> 00:47:31,810 [heavy breathing] 602 00:47:31,810 --> 00:47:35,522 [gasps] 603 00:47:35,522 --> 00:47:38,483 Oh, relax. 604 00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:40,277 She was- 605 00:47:40,277 --> 00:47:43,989 No, no, no, you're just high, it's okay just come on down. 606 00:47:43,989 --> 00:47:47,742 Just lie back. 607 00:47:47,742 --> 00:48:07,596 Let us take care of you, and just enjoy the show, okay? 608 00:48:07,596 --> 00:48:08,888 You cool? 609 00:48:08,888 --> 00:48:15,145 Yeah. 610 00:48:15,145 --> 00:48:24,404 [wet kissing sounds] 611 00:48:24,404 --> 00:48:27,616 You know this trip turned out a lot more interesting than I thought it was going to. 612 00:48:27,616 --> 00:48:29,534 Yeah? 613 00:48:29,534 --> 00:48:38,918 Yeah. I thought I was going to be the fifth wheel, but instead, I'm the frog. 614 00:48:38,918 --> 00:48:42,964 Blame these woods man. 615 00:48:42,964 --> 00:48:45,175 I've been horny ever since I got here. 616 00:48:45,175 --> 00:49:02,734 Prove it. 617 00:49:02,734 --> 00:49:31,763 [slimy, slithering sound] 618 00:49:31,763 --> 00:50:11,010 [Cat begins gagging, struggling] 619 00:50:11,010 --> 00:50:29,070 [In a strange voice] Won't you let us in? 620 00:50:29,070 --> 00:50:42,500 [heavy breathing] 621 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:46,671 Aren't you gonna look at me? 622 00:50:46,671 --> 00:50:50,383 Hey! 623 00:50:50,383 --> 00:50:52,343 Good. 624 00:50:52,343 --> 00:51:07,942 It's better when you're awake. 625 00:51:07,942 --> 00:51:28,296 [heavy breathing] 626 00:51:28,296 --> 00:51:43,853 [breathing normalizes] 627 00:51:43,853 --> 00:52:12,382 [no dialogue] 628 00:52:12,382 --> 00:52:56,801 [no dialogue] 629 00:52:56,801 --> 00:53:28,791 [sound of something emerging from the water] 630 00:53:28,791 --> 00:54:00,198 [birds chirping] 631 00:54:00,198 --> 00:54:14,629 Mark? 632 00:54:14,629 --> 00:54:30,645 Mark! 633 00:54:30,645 --> 00:54:45,868 Hey! 634 00:54:45,868 --> 00:55:26,826 Hello? 635 00:55:26,826 --> 00:55:37,628 Hello? 636 00:55:37,628 --> 00:56:25,927 Anybody? 637 00:56:25,927 --> 00:57:33,369 [heavy breathing in sound design] 638 00:57:33,369 --> 00:57:37,498 It's as sweet as mother's milk. 639 00:57:37,498 --> 00:57:40,126 And as nourishing. 640 00:57:40,126 --> 00:57:44,755 Drink. 641 00:57:44,755 --> 00:57:47,091 Where is everyone else? 642 00:57:47,091 --> 00:57:49,677 Around. 643 00:57:49,677 --> 00:57:53,181 Why are you wearing a bed sheet in the middle of the woods? 644 00:57:53,181 --> 00:57:56,976 Night never really has to end Josh. 645 00:57:56,976 --> 00:57:59,020 What does that mean? 646 00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:02,565 It means you don't have to go back to your boring old life. 647 00:58:02,565 --> 00:58:05,568 You never have to be alone again. 648 00:58:05,568 --> 00:58:11,365 All you have to do is drink. 649 00:58:11,365 --> 00:58:39,101 I don't want to. 650 00:58:39,101 --> 00:58:43,564 Drink. 651 00:58:43,564 --> 00:58:44,649 What are you doing? 652 00:58:44,649 --> 00:58:46,108 Drink! 653 00:58:46,108 --> 00:58:47,568 What is wrong with you? 654 00:58:47,568 --> 00:58:48,694 It will purify you. 655 00:58:48,694 --> 00:58:50,530 For what? 656 00:58:50,530 --> 00:59:35,491 You will drink. 657 00:59:35,491 --> 00:59:47,044 [grunting, moaning] 658 00:59:47,044 --> 01:00:12,737 [sounds of wilderness in sound design] 659 01:00:12,737 --> 01:00:14,572 Josh, what's wrong? 660 01:00:14,572 --> 01:00:17,825 What's wrong? What the hell was that back there? Where's Mark? 661 01:00:17,825 --> 01:00:20,620 He went back to his place. We were just having a good time. 662 01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:22,913 A good time? That didn't look like a good time to me. 663 01:00:22,913 --> 01:00:25,499 Since when do you act like that? 664 01:00:25,499 --> 01:00:28,502 Don't be such a prude. 665 01:00:28,502 --> 01:00:30,171 Why were you choking him? 666 01:00:30,171 --> 01:00:33,424 Because he asked me to? 667 01:00:33,424 --> 01:00:35,343 Just get away from the van. 668 01:00:35,343 --> 01:00:38,137 Josh, this is all just a big misunderstanding, all right? Why don't you just- 669 01:00:38,137 --> 01:00:41,057 I'm not, I'm not talking to you okay? You fucking attacked me. 670 01:00:41,057 --> 01:00:41,766 What? 671 01:00:41,766 --> 01:00:42,767 You kicked me! 672 01:00:42,767 --> 01:00:43,893 I did not! 673 01:00:43,893 --> 01:00:45,478 Josh it's just the acid. 674 01:00:45,478 --> 01:00:47,438 I didn't take any acid bitch. 675 01:00:47,438 --> 01:00:50,608 Well it's something, you're acting crazy. 676 01:00:50,608 --> 01:00:53,444 These woods are fucking crazy. 677 01:00:53,444 --> 01:01:10,753 Josh, will you just give me my keys? 678 01:01:10,753 --> 01:01:15,633 Mark? 679 01:01:15,633 --> 01:01:20,763 Mark? 680 01:01:20,763 --> 01:01:22,390 What's the matter with you? 681 01:01:22,390 --> 01:01:23,349 Let go! 682 01:01:23,349 --> 01:01:24,767 Let go! 683 01:01:24,767 --> 01:01:30,022 [spitting] 684 01:01:30,022 --> 01:01:36,445 [wretching] 685 01:01:36,445 --> 01:01:38,906 Ben: It's going to be okay. 686 01:01:38,906 --> 01:02:25,077 Ben: You're going to love it. 687 01:02:25,077 --> 01:02:33,294 None of this will matter when you drink. 688 01:02:33,294 --> 01:02:37,131 Nothing will ever matter again. 689 01:02:37,131 --> 01:04:25,906 Drink. 690 01:04:25,906 --> 01:04:28,868 It wants you, Josh. 691 01:04:28,868 --> 01:04:33,956 It wants us all... 692 01:04:33,956 --> 01:04:55,811 ...back. 693 01:04:55,811 --> 01:05:03,402 It's ready for us. 694 01:05:03,402 --> 01:06:02,378 [no dialogue] 695 01:06:02,378 --> 01:07:25,794 You'll be home soon. 696 01:07:25,794 --> 01:08:25,646 [sound of something coming out of the water] 697 01:08:25,646 --> 01:08:44,164 [deep cooing, moaning sound] 698 01:08:44,164 --> 01:08:51,255 [low grumbling] 699 01:08:51,255 --> 01:09:12,609 [deep purring] 700 01:09:12,609 --> 01:09:34,339 [cooing, soft whistling] 701 01:09:34,339 --> 01:10:05,412 [purring] 702 01:10:05,412 --> 01:13:28,365 [no dialogue] 703 01:13:28,365 --> 01:13:46,424 Oh, I don't do spiders. Oh my god. 704 01:13:46,424 --> 01:17:23,433 [sounds of nature slowly fading in] 705 01:17:23,433 --> 01:17:25,433 [Closed captioning provided by Bandit Motion Pictures]